Lauren: Mum, mum, mum, mum, muuuuuuuuuummy…
Me: Yes, darling?
Lauren: Why is this too big? (Holding up a little cardigan)
Me: Honey, it’s not. You wore that yesterday. It fits just fine.
Lauren: Why does it?
Lauren: Why mummy? Why? Why? Why mummy?
If you need me, I’ll be under the stairs with a bottle of wine.
Is it bedtime, yet?